“Girl, this isnt a beer belly, its a fuel tank for my love machine!
Here is $30. Drink until I am really good looking, then come to talk to me.
Your one tall glass of Labatts Blue and I’m real thirsty.
Girl, I would buy you a drink but I’d be jealous of the glass.
“Baby, you put the ‘hot ass’ in my shot glass.
I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you.
(After spilling a beer on a pretty lady) Did you just take a shower or is it me that’s making you wet?
Hey, you owe me a drink. I dropped mine when you walked past.