Charlie was in a bar and three babes came up and started hitting on
  him. He asked if they
  wanted to come over to his house later. They agreed to come over at
  after they went home
  and got ready. Charlie had a friend who worked in a drugstore, so he
  went to see him. He
  asked his friend if he had anything that would keep him hard all night
  long. The man
  laughed and handed him a bottle of pills instructing him not to take
  more than one. Once at
  home, Charlie figured with three women he should take three pills, so
  he gulped them
  down. The next day Charlie showed up at the drugstore to see his
  friend. Asking for some
  liniment, he showed him his dick which was ripped to shreds. In
  disbelief, his friend asked
  if he was sure that he wanted to put liniment on his dick. Charlie
  replied “No,I need it for
  my arms the women never showed up!”