Did you hear the one about the blonde who thought that “love handles” referred to her ears?
Every time I see a brunette I think, “Bitch please. My straightener is hotter than you.”
If Lindsay Lohan made it through her cracked-out bleached-blonde lesbian jailbird phase, you can make it through today.
I wanna have sex with Kesha because there would just be so much glitter and blonde hair everywhere