One night, this guy come into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. Then he asks for another. This goes on for a half an hour and the bartender gets worried.
“What’s the matter?” the bartender asks.
“My wife and I got into a fight,” explained the guy “and now she isn’t talking to me for a whole 31 days.”
After thinking it over in a reassurring tone, the bartender asked. “But, isn’t it a good thing that she isn’t talking to you?”.
“Yeah, except today is the last night.”