A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor’s office.
After the check-up, the doctor took the wife aside and
said, “If you don’t do the following, your husband will
surely die”.

 1.Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast and send
   him off to work in a good mood.

 2.At lunch time, make him a warm, nutritious meal and
   put him in a good frame of mind before he goes back
   to work.

 3.For dinner, fix an especially nice meal, and don’t
   burden him with household chores.

 4.Have sex with him several times a week and satisfy
   his every whim.

On the way home, the husband asked his wife what the doctor
had told her.

“You’re going to die,” she replied.