George of the Jungle lived all alone. There was no one to have sex with him, so instead he screwed a hole in a tree.

One day, he found a woman in the jungle and the call to do the wild thing became too much.

Soon they were making out and getting pretty hot and heavy until George kicked the woman in the crotch.

“What did you do that?” she exclaimed.

He replied, “Gotta check for squirrels.”