I wish sometimes that I could lose my temper the way that Charlton Heston did in the original ‘Planet of the Apes,’ that scene where he says, ‘Take your paws off me, you damn dirty apes!’ And he did that after they threw a net on him. It’s like, before then, everything was OK; something about monkeys throwing a net on him: ‘That’s it. That’s it. Now, I’m angry.’

GILBERT GOTTFRIED: FINAL STRAW IN “PLANET OF THE APES”

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