A little boy came home from school one day and told his mother, ”Mom, today I heard some older kids using some words I don’t know the meaning of. Can you tell me what they mean?”

”Sure,” his mother said. ”Just tell me what they are.”

The little boy replied, ”P***y and bitch.”

His mother said, ”No problem. A pussy is a cat, like the neighbor’s Tabby, and a bitch is a female dog, like our Sandy.”

The boy thanked his mother, and then went out to the garage, where his father was working. ”Dad,” he began, ”today I heard some kids using some words that I don’t know the meaning of. I asked Mom, but I don’t think that she gave me the right answer. Can you help me?”

”Sure,” his father replied. ”What are the words?”

”P***y and bitch,” the boy replied.