My favorite on that show was Jerry Orbach. I loved him. Yeah — he was the best because he always had a funny little one-liner when they found the dead body. They found a teacher lying dead in an alley, and Orbach would be like, ‘Huh, looks like school’s out.’ I always wanted to see an episode where he couldn’t think of a clever one — where they find a guy dead with a Mars Bar in his hand, and Orbach’s like, ‘Huh, looks like, uh, he won’t be going to Mars anytime soon. Get it — Mars Bar? Ah, screw you guys. Nine times out of 10, they’re funny.’

JOHN MULANEY: LOVING “LAW & ORDER”

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