She was like, ‘I feel like you’re going to go out there and you’re going to find someone else; you’re going to leave me.’ And it’s tough, you know, ’cause there’s no polite way to sit a girl down and be like, ‘Listen honey, no one else is dumb enough to f**k me. Some Ponzi schemes only have one victim.’

MIKE LAWRENCE: FIGHT WITH A GIRLFRIEND

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