During the show, they kept trying to tell you, ‘You’re going to learn something about medical science. This is a very educational show.’ No, this is all wet-ass-hour surgery, when the bottom has fallen through the basement, and some guy comes in with an elk’s leg up his ass, and the doctor’s like, ‘Uh, ha ha ha, I don’t have a — there’s no elk/ass chapter of the Gray’s Anatomy, um — get some tongs and some butter, I don’t know.’