Three Englishmen drink in a bar and spot an Irishman in the corner.

The first Englishman starts to taunt the Irishman, “Did you know that St. Patrick was a sissy?”

“Oh, no, I didn’t know that. Thank you.”

The second Englishman yells, “Did you know that St. Patrick was a transvestite?”

“Oh, no, I didn’t know that. Thank you.”

The third Englishman yells, “Did you know that St. Patrick was an Englishman?”

“Oh, no. But that’s what your friends have been trying to tell me.”