A man strolls into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some condoms.

She asks, ”What size please?”

”Good question,” he replies, ” I’m not sure,”

”Tell ya what. Right outside, there’s a fence with three holes in it, stick your d**k in the holes and tell me which one it fits in,” suggests the lady.

So he takes her advice, goes outside and puts his d**k in the first hole. A woman walks past, see’s his d**k and starts feeling it.

The man thinks, ”Hey, this ain’t too bad.”

Then he puts his d**k in the second hole, another woman walks by, and gives him a blow job. At this point, he is literally blown away.

He quickly shoves his d**k in the last hole, and yet another woman walks by, and she starts to shag him.