A man with 8 children is traveling by train.
A lady asked: “Are they your children?”
Man: “No Madam! Actually I am the owner of a condom company and they are the complaints of my customers.”
Whats the difference between a coffin and a condom?
One you go in the other you come in!
How can you recycle a condom?
Turn it inside out and shake the fuck out of it.