Girlfriend: Honey, I want iPhone 6 for Valentine

Akpos: Whaat! Seriously?  In this economy? You don’t know what you are saying!

Girlfriend: Ok. On Val’s day,  use my picture as your DP on Facebook and Whatsapp with the caption “My only true love”.

Akpos: *Scratches head* erm… where can we get the Iphone to buy?