I’m like, ‘You wastin’ all this money on this woman. You can’t touch her; you can’t take her home — what are you gettin’ out of this?’ So, he try to tell me, like it’s logical: ‘Well, for me, strippers — they fulfill a fantasy.’ So I asked him, ‘Well, have you ever tried wavin’ that same three, four hundred dollars in front of your own woman?’ Oh, they quiet now. You put out $500, your girl gonna do some freaky things, trust me! Trust me! You won’t even recognize her… Not only will you get a fantasy, you might get some groceries, too.

WASTIN’ MONEY ON STRIPPERS

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  • July 25, 2017
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